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Archive for October, 2007

It’s my Dad’s birthday today, and I completely forgot. I feel slightly smaller and more ashamed than a six year old who has just spilled Ribena all over the carpet. Not only is it a completely unforgivable thing to do, I was actually speaking to him on Skype and still failed to realize. I am [...]

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Rumours of my demise were, I’m afraid, exaggerated. Rumours that I’ve been lying flat on my back thinking up ways to sue the designer of the human lumbar system were, however, right on the money – assuming there were any rumours of that kind. According to statistics that I vaguely remember ignoring at some point, [...]

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